سوزان
29-09-2008, 01:50 AM
?BOY : May I hold your hand
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
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!GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me
BOY : You love me
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?GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
? BOY : Don't you ever want to improve
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you
? GIRL : How soon
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you
? GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there
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MAN : You remind me of the sea
? WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
MAN : NO, because you make me sick
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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth
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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think
? Peter
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
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"? Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else
".Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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"? Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon
.? Pupil : "The moon
"? Teacher : "Why
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it
COPIED FOR FUN
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
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!GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me
BOY : You love me
===
?GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number
===
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
===
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
? BOY : Don't you ever want to improve
===
BOY : I love you and I could die for you
? GIRL : How soon
===
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you
? GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there
===
MAN : You remind me of the sea
? WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
MAN : NO, because you make me sick
===
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth
===
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think
? Peter
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
===
"? Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else
".Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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"? Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon
.? Pupil : "The moon
"? Teacher : "Why
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it
COPIED FOR FUN